M. McGregor (m_mcgregor) wrote,
M. McGregor
m_mcgregor

You thought to defeat me? Never! I. Am. INVINCIBLE!

The hour of my greatest triumph is upon us once more. For an entire revolution of the sun, I have lain dormant, content to allow the world to believe my inherent mastery over all things had waned. No more! The day of days is come! Join me in talking like a supervillain and together we shall rule all of creation!

There were those who doubted my resolve. There were those who believed I had neither the drive nor the memory to bring the glory of talk-like-a-supervillain-day back from the brink of annihilation! My enemies would see my attempts at creating a psuedo-holiday of abnormal speech patterns destroyed before my vision was ever brought to fruition.

They were fools to doubt me. Fools to question me. Fools to ever believe they could stop that which I have set into motion. There is no stopping it now. The [OSTENSIBLE HERO] could not stop it. What makes you think [THE UNLIKELY HERO] stands a chance? It is beyond comprehension! Nothing can stop me now!

I give you one last chance to join me, you incompetent fool. Perhaps if you can prove your worth to me by speaking like a supervillain, I might spare your miserable life. But do not think to try my patience! My might and wisdom may be infinite, but my mercy is not.

Join me, and together we shall reshape the world...IN MY IMAGE! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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